time to sniff a line of coke off my penis
gonna be a short line
SWEEPS your leg BEATS you in the head SHOOTS you with a water gun on the head AND THEN with real gun
I may be stupid but I really dont think there's much more to being a good person than "do not add to the suffering in the world"
I'm not in a position to enact meaningful change, I have to work hard every day just to take care of myself, but like, the least I could do is not be a bigot. That's something anyone can do. I can just live my humble, small life, and as long as I don't hurt people, and I help people when I see an opportunity that I'm capable of safely contributing to, I think that's probably enough
A Tyrannosaurus tries to bring down an escaping Triceratops on the wetlands of what is now the Hell Creek Formation
reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
despazito